Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Defining Our Terms

Lame?1. Tool: Here's one Urban Dictionary definition of "tool," the one I had in mind when referring to Dane Cook:
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
2. Fugly: uh, rather ugly. Moe Szyslak has been called a few variations of this term.

3. Emo Kid: "Emo" has a ton of meanings. The wikipedia article on "emo" has a nice history of the term. Plus, there's always stand-up comedian Emo Phillips:


Did I forget any terms? Let me know!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

While that's applicable, I think the first definition of tool on Urban Dictionary is the best:

"One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used."

It certainly applies to the likes of Carson Daily. I don't know if it does for Dane Cook, but your definition most assuredly does.

Yes, I am THAT bored on this fine Thursday afternoon that I am commenting on your blog, Sean.

Sean Keegan-Landis said...

Yeah, that's a great definition, too. But why do you have to get all defensive about commenting on the blog?

Oh, wait. Yeah, it is pretty bad.

Shadow said...

http://www.mindistortion.tv/pocketemo/?data=8-1-3-3-1-1-1-1-1&name=Emo Phil

There, our own little class emo! Just copy and paste the link.

Sean Keegan-Landis said...

What a great emo-philosopher! Thanks, shadow!